#fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. im so mad

[demareth]

but also like fuck that person tho. so what if someones sketch of their thoughts looks like this??

i did a diary keeping project when i was in art school and Going Through some Shit and you know what, some of it looked a LOT like this. it was just in glitter gel pens. like depressed people can have angsty dark depressing thoughts and yeah, they sometimes look exactly like that when we try to get it out on paper. man fuck that person idk why im so mad.

cant believe they deleted this comminity note

[dwaekkicidal]

👾 anon making a comeback!

what about 2min teaching another member who just got a gf how to fuck her properly? like, they have a toy or something for the other member to practice on while 2min demonstrates on reader?

i could imagine the other member thrusting into the toy wrongly and lee know just goes ‘nononono, like this’ and thrusts into reader for the nth time and overstims them.

while one of 2min is fucking reader, the other is trying to make reader stop being so loud and shoves their cock into readers mouth.

and to top it all off, since reader literally cannot stop convulsing theres a bit of collar play and 2min tugs on the collar when they need to and theyre unphased but reader is out here drooling all over themselves

im nasty, what can i say? 👾👾👾

oh my fucking god?? U ARE NASTY BUT THANK U FOR THIS

this is 1k words LMFAO oopsie..

something about them making the other member use a toy instead of their own girlfriend is so.... humiliation kink at its finest

like them saying something along the lines of "if you can't fuck her properly, you can't get her at all" and its not even their girlfriend to make such bold commands?? ugh

i can picture this being hard/mean dom! jeongin's awakening

so lets picture this. virgin!innie who hasnt even seen a vagina until the first time you two got intimate. and even then, the few times you two have been intimate only included mutual masturbation

so i bring you!! closeted mean dom 2min who offers their help to their poor maknae!

he goes to them first, expressing his worries about not performing well enough for his girlfriend- and about how he doesn't want to embarrass himself by not being able to pleasure you properly!

so he gets 2 of his favorite hyungs in his room seated on either side of you. their hands are all over you, from showing jeongin how to finger you properly, and describing to him how to curve his fingers the way you like it.

and how do they know he's performing well enough? well that would be all thanks to the fleshlight they bought him :)

its clear so they can see through it, watching his fingers every move. and he has such long, pretty fingers, so it would be such a shame if they went to waste? "thank god we're teaching him this too, right y/nnie?"

they make you cum twice on their fingers, one time each man so they can give their own two advice and show off their techniques. so can they really blame you for subconciously fighting back when seungmin slides his cock inside of you?

not really... but that wont stop minho from forcing both of your wrists into one of his. it also wont stop seungmin from thrusting even harder into you, quickly getting distracted with your tight cunt and forgetting the whole goal of the situation

he basically uses you as his own personal fleshlight until you both cum, jeongin cumming around the same time. you and jeongin are barely given a break before minho is pouncing with an order for the maknae to "get to it"

minho's a lot bigger and fucks into you faster and harder than seungmin, rolling his hips roughly and teaching jeongin to do the same. he sometimes even compares it to certain dance moves from their choreos and will slow his own thrusts to watch closely and make sure the maknae is moving correctly

once he's sure the boy has learned, minho's so rough with it that your eyes feel permanently rolled to the back of your head, his tip constantly pummeling into your sensitive walls.

it gets to the point where you cant control yourself when your nails start to rake down his arm! >< its just "too much!"

it makes him mad and he slaps your hand away, not wanting marks, only to be made even more upset when you push your hand against his lower stomach with begs for him to give you a break

but he has no plans to stop, not even after you've came yet again. and who are you to give him orders right now??? so he whistles for seungmin to help, and youre absolutely stunned when a piece of leather slides around your neck and gets buckled by the puppy man himself

he tosses the end of the leash to minho and helps him flip you over, manhandling you onto your hands and knees

at this point, jeongins completely zoned out. he's not nearly as overstimulated as you, but as his 2nd orgasm builds and as he's forced to watch some of his closest friends pound his dear girlfriend int his mattress, he feels like he's floating on another planet

so what happens when you're finally let go by seungmin and minho? what do you think happens when they leave your apartment, after teaching jeongin about aftercare, and you're left alone, still sensitive with your oddly quiet boyfriend?

not sleeping. thats for sure :) you're lucky he loves you and doesn't want to push your body too far, yet. so he'll only fuck you to orgasm once, but he's gonna be like a new man reborn, hips fucking into you faster than either of the men did earlier.

they didnt teach him this, but it comes all too naturally when he shoves his fingers into your mouth and pushes down against your tongue

the drool that drips down his wrist is almost enough to make him laugh, but the little semblance of jealousy in his veins tells him to do something more

he uses the spit on his fingers to pinch and massage one of your nipples, all while the other set of fingers are tangles in your hair and holds you flat against him.

he's so deep and your body has been through so much the last few hours that your own orgasm takes you by surprised, your legs shaking aggressively as your body convulses as best as it can with his iron grip on your head

& his mouth is so filthy as he uses you as his fleshlight- telling you that youre a little slut for enjoying the other men using you freely while he was forced to watch. he tells you how hes gonna use every last thing he saw you enjoy against you, from the leash & collar to the way your body was so happy at their rough hands on your- HIS pretty pussy

once hes finished he essentially redoes everything they did earlier for aftercare, adding in his own "spice" by running you a hot shower and kissing every inch of your body as he helps you wash off

he definitely gets hard again, but he'll deal with it himself while you sleep.

maybe if youre lucky, he'll wake you up with that pretty cock all up in your tummy again <3

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[girrl1nterrupted]

say it

going to a party with billie and her getting jealous when someone starts flirting with you

billies rlly mean in this but I LOVE JEALOUS ROUGH BILLIE FR

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it was tense. you sat, hands sweaty from the nerves as your girlfriend sped down the street. her face flush, jaw clenched, teeth grinding. to say she was angry was an understatement; she was fucking livid. billies hand gripped the wheel tightly, indentations visible from the sheer force of her fingers. in certain light, you couldve sworn you could see steam coming out of her ears.

"bils i-", "dont", she replied harshly. her eyes remained fixed on the road but you could still feel the enraged looks she was sending you. "you know it wasnt anything like that", you began. billies eyes darted to you, urging you to be quiet as her jaw clenched harder but, you continued. "she was just being friendly, really". "stop fucking talking", her voice low and strained. "god, whatever", you mumbled under your breath turning away. you immediately felt the daggers she shot into the back of your head. "what was that?", she replied, her voice dry and raspy. you knew better than to push her in this state.

after an exaggerated scoff coming from her, it was silent for what felt like forever, tension heavy and dangerous. you heard frustrated sighs and mutters of words as her speed continued to increase before she finally spoke to you. "you really shouldn't have fucking done that", she said tilting her head towards you. "do what?, talk to people?", you mocked slightly irritated with her. billie squinted her eyes as she stared at you, visibly getting angrier. "fuck it", she whispered as she pulled into an empty dirt car park on the side of the road.

billies door flew open as she paced to your side. "out, now", she demanded. "im not gonna ask again, get. out". there was something so hot about how dominant your girlfriend got when she was jealous. how hot she looked when she was all riled up. getting in the back, you noticed how tense her muscles were, how her veins ran along her arms. she sat, manspreading running her hand along her thigh before gripping your wrist. "get ontop". your mind was racing but you listened, climbing on top of her at an almost embarrassing speed.

"such a good girl when you want to be", she groaned as her hands clung to your hips. her breathing was ragged as she scanned over your body, taking in the sight of you. "god, I told you not to wear this", she tugged at the thin straps of your dress, eyes clouded with jealousy and all the ways she was imagining fucking you. "had that bitch thinking she could flirt with you". her hand snaked up your body, wrapping around your neck as she pulled you into a hard, telling kiss. the way she fought against your tongue, you knew she was trying to remind you whos you were.

slowly, you began moving back and forth on her lap, feeling the rough fabric of her jeans rub against your clit perfectly. she didnt stop you, her hands helped work your hips on top of her. "this how she wanted you?", she moaned down your ear as you felt her smile cockily against your neck. your arms wrapped around her shoulders as she kissed and sucked on your throat, hands rocking you faster on her lap. "fuck bils", you whispered. her hand flew to your neck, gripping slightly too tight. "fucking say it properly, what's my name?". her eyes glistened with anger. "fuck, billie", you whined feeling your stomach twist at how aggressive she was being with you. you fucking loved it.

billie reached for your hand, placing it over the zip of her jeans and smirked when she saw you realise. "is that-", "yeah, and youre gonna take all if it, right?", she slurred. you watched as she undid her belt, unzipping the fly and taking out her cock. she had this devilish smile plastered on her face. "suck it", she mumbled, lacing her fingers in your hair. "fuckk", she groaned as she watched your head go up and down. the sight of you below her, pleasing her like this drove her mad. "dont you look so much better when youre using your mouth like this sweet girl?". "hm?, instead of flirting with other people?", her tone high as she borderline teased you.

billie bucked her hips up, forcing her strap further down your throat, causing you to gag and look up at her. the tears in your eyes only excited her. she pulled you back up, kissing you immediately and reached for her side of the door. getting out, she pushed you back, making you stay in the car before she positioned herself outside the door, facing you. "lay down", she said spreading your spit along her cock. her hands came hard around your thighs, pulling you closer to her. she pushed your legs apart, showing her exactly what she wanted.

"fuck, youre so pretty", she groaned as she ran her finger along your pussy, feeling how soaked you were. "youre gonna learn who you belong to", she slurred before lining herself up with your throbbing pussy. "oh my god", you cried as you felt all of her inside you, filling you perfectly. she began thrusting into you hard, setting a foundation for how rough she was going to be. her fingers dug into your thighs as her pace increased, hitting every right spot. "shed never make you feel like this", she panted, her breathing hitching with every stroke.

you looked towards her, watching as she held her tshirt up with one hand, showing her defined stomach. each thrust revealing more and more of her toned muscles, her face red as she fucked into you. "too deep b-bils", your words broken as your reached for her, feeling as her hand grabbed yours, pinning it on your stomach. "take it, im gonna ruin you". her thrusts turned from deep and hard, to incredibly fast and determined.

as if she could feel it, grunts and low groans echoed out your girlfriend, feeling as you clenched around her cock. "who do you belong to?, say it", she whined, harmonising with your whimpers perfectly. she lowered herself slightly, letting the new angle pound against your g spot at an ungodly speed. "slow down im-", "who do you fucking belong to?", she cut you off, digging her nails deeper into you. "you, only you billie", you moaned as you felt the tension inside you begin to break.

"thats right, mine, mine, mine". she could feel how you tightening around her, telling her you were close. "be a good girl and cum on my cock". "MY cock", she repeated. your body began to shake, legs vibrating against her as you felt her words tingle down your body. "fuckk, bils", you whined as you came hard around her, your pussy pulsing on her cock. she slowed down, still keeping her strokes deep as she let your orgasm drip down her strap, watching as you came undone beneath her.

she pulled out, reaching for your body to pull you up towards her. as she kissed you, it was clear she was satisfied. "you did so good for me", she whispered between kisses. her arms wrapped around you, as you buried your head in her neck. one thing was obvious, you were completely hers.

[gamblersdoll]

sukuna allowing you to use him.

“you are absolutely sure you want to do this, sukuna?” you ask, already finished with the touches of tying the rope behind his back. it took you forever to do so, him being so big and his tits in the way.. and his arms being massive. “you seem so mad.”

“because you wouldnt stop asking, brat.” the monster said, side eyeing you from his half face and scoffing. “you are very lucky.”

“how so?”

“because i wouldnt allow some mortal to tie me up and ‘use me,’ it should be the other way around.” he reminds, you forget he is a demonic monster that came from hell long ago, and you were pretty enough to not be eaten. “get it over with before i change my mind.”

you chuckle, pulling his fattest cock from his pants and he watches you intuitively. youre enamored, how could a cock be this damn big? was this a natural thing when he was once before human? you didnt necessarily know..but your mouth watered from seeing his cockhead drooling pre. both of your delicate hands wrap around (or try to) his length, slowly moving up then down, a slow pace since you wanted to savor this moment for yourself.

and thats when you hear it—

a soft groan from the monster staring down at you, a signal for you to keep going and you kiss his tip..sending shivers up his spine. “sensitive?”

“go fuck yourself.”

you want to snark back and maybe .. just maybe do what he says and stop his pleasure to please your own flesh, but this was about him. so, you continue your pace, watching in your peripheral vision to see his eyes roll. you watch his cock, and fuck did it have so many veins.. and his balls were heavier than his cock. you knew he had to have carry so much in there, you subconsciously forget youre giving the demon a handjob and he growls.

“fuck, the fuck..” he pants, body jolting for a second. “yer fuckin’ pathetic.”

“im pathetic, yeah?” you mock, knowing he wasnt going to let you get away with it.. but you hand the upperhand, and you speed your pace up fast. he grits his teeth together, a low growl from his lips and he leans forward to spill his seed over your fingers. “says the one who just creamed all in my hands.”

“im going to fuckin’ kill you.” he whispered, flexing his muscles and the ropes snapping around him. you squeal, feeling his hands around your throat (he wasnt even squeezing.) and his hand in your panties.

“just… realized something.” you squeak, him looking back to you and not your cunny. “you and i know you couldve broken free from that… so you wanted me to use you?”

“die.”

[peridotite]

i fucking hate super

videl doesn't know how to cook because she's a multimillionaire's only child and gohan has been making meals for himself since he was 4 who's the housewife here be serious super

[gortashs-skidmark]

Idk if this is a “I was trained to grow up as a woman” but NO MAN caught onto Anya being SA until she said she was pregnant? Or even after???

Only woman on the ship, are you fucking kidding you see that in the party? No locks?????????? pixel analogy? Anya doesn’t wanna do jimmy’s analysis???? How curly is friends with Jimmy and how he interacted with Anya about any topic of Jimmy?

Jimmy doesn’t treat her like a person! Like is. It. Not. So. Fucking. Obvious????

I’m not saying it went over everyone’s head but isn’t it such an ignorant privilege not to catch on?

I may be nonbinary/queer/unknown but I will always have a special bond with femininity and womanhood. Growing up with mostly female family, I was told to “ALWAYS trust a gut feeling around a man.”

Im just kinda mad when I see men play this game and so much goes over their head. We read books about brotherhood and women can be empathetic with both motherhood, sisterhood, sibling hood, fatherhood, brotherhood, friendship, and men can’t show an ounce of understanding for any women? Only other men?

I feel men, not all 🙄 or whatever, cannot show empathy unless it directly affects them. They’re not as media literate or they just don’t care.

[azlovesem]

I dont newd luck im a real msn my wife cums if i wsnt one of you bitches in bed dhe lo bring you back fir me. There is no iswtvim a msn im Azriel im aay way way morr powerful than any eoman on earth. Ill steal snyknes girlfriend snyone in between thats your biz. I aint attracted to you at all maybe thats why deep doen youre mad. I font need you personally for nanything. And i rule this earth tgst could be a problem for you since im so deadly. But im not thst cruel like stupid monkey over developed spe people thats trans people too. Maybe you are a lil more fuvked up in the head than your average person. I can conttol anyone on earth sny dituation ovef any woman or trans eoman you wouldnt wanna argue with me. But i dont involves myself in the issue. Iike half gay eomen you jniw bitch there is such a thing. No one has to orefer one over yhe other rven if they do fir a time. Ill stand by the satement i can steal anyones gitkfrirnd if i even desire her for the noght. Naglh you aint shit im a proven Archsmgel ill fuck anyone up. Ive heen in after hpurs my wuts more impressive honey the girls think so. Mr she boi you. Just cry it out and realize you got serious issues too. But i eouldnt physically hirt upu for eho you are. I kniw girls too a lit who eould bnever go near another eoman in bed. Its a religious thing.. to each their own no ones right if you arr. see im just too deadly fag americans. Too desfly i can easily didpatch any lymie or smericsn you dint dmart people really compared to me. You cant fuckn fight pussy either. Tgats why you lost that election. You shpuld have been niced to me.

[yoku-yukihime]

hi guys im back to report on lostword writing about junko and doing GOOD AGAIN. RAHH

from what ive gathered of the newest jun, shes in a timeloop of her own doing trying to reunite herself with hecatia and clownpiece, who just dont seem to exist outside of the original universe she met them in. her purification and her hatred is Burning through her body like shes a fuse. (THIS IS SOMETHING IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT CONCEPTUALLY FOR YEARS BTW) and the one constant shes had that has actually given her the time of day is udongein. junkos memories are being purified and forgotten due to her own madness, so udons ability relating to that has been useful in helping junko record her thoughts and memories. she states she could Not have come as far as she did without the help of the bunny she makes some conclusions about the universe and her powers, and entrusts udongein with three key memories that she cant let be purified. the memories of her past self, her history, and of chang'e.

drops THIS banger BTW RAHHH I WON WITH THIS. I AM ALWAYS TALKIN ABOUT JUNKO UDON MOM DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP IM ALWAYS SAYING THIS. but junko plans to use the very last of her power to send udongein home. udon is begging her not to that there has to be another way. unfortunately no talking her out of this, junko relinquishes her own name, sends her home and proceeds to fizzle out of existence. Eirin creates some sort of device to sustain junko long enough before she really disappears just to thank her for getting udon home safely. they both say that theyll always remember her as their kind-hearted enemy. and now the shit im REALLY HERE FOR. in her final moments, junko sees her memories of clownpiece and hecatia. they are both happy to see her. they catch up, junko tries to say that shes dying but hecatia says not to worry about it, to just have fun with them. Junko laughs.

They talk more, but junkos existence is fading. this is all pov from jun herself btw, you literally see her vision darkening and her eyes closing

THIS SHIT IS GOOD AS FUCK man. UUGHHH ITS GOT SO MANY OF THE STORY BEATS I LOVE TO THINK ABOUT WITH THIS CHARACTER so many of the things i personally do myself its FIRE

[paraphwrites]

@carpediemma made a poll post about which characters would be who in an alice in wonderland au and none of the one's winning are the ones i want so i will now be justifying my thesis

alice - niko. above all else, alice must be curious and kind. she is also afraid, a lot, because she's in a wild new world - very similar of how niko is scared and in a new world (both ghost/supernatural, america, and a world without her father)

white rabbit - edwin. polite yet preoccupied, punctual yet anxious, obsessive yet unpredictable, always dressed smart... the similarities go on. and while i think some of their actions might not align entirely, i think there is a case to be made for edwin shewing someone along, insisting it must be done his own way

mad hatter - charles. playful, defiant to social norms, bit of an eccentric dress style! though charles is a bit less over the top, i feel that in the right environment, he could go totally mad. hatter has a lot of fun but there is this hint of despair to him which to me, entirely emulates charles

the dormouse - jenny. tired, confused, and underpaid, next question

the march hare - maxine. unpredictable, bizarre, reckless, excitable. not a huge character so not too much to go from but i see some loose similarities in the erratic nature - it's not that they're evil, it's that they're so invested in existence that they might stab you

please do not think of the implications of shipping the dormouse and the march hair i will not be held responsible for that

tweedledee and tweedledum - litty and kingham. petty?? childish?? looks similar??? guys come ON there is no more iconic duo in dbda! they're not very kind, they're not anti violence, they love attention- am i talking about the tweedles, or litty and kingham? you literally can't tell.

the caterpillar - tragic mick. appears when alice is uncertain and needs help, prompts her to reflect on her own identity. not particularly nice but is very helpful and kind, in his own way. calm, almost cryptic, slow manner of speech.

cheshire cat - the cat king. im not gonna explain this one

ok guys bare with me for the next two. they're kinda controversial. i could see them flipped and i did flip them many times but this is what i decided on

the duchess - esther. the duchess is abusive to her child (monty), but can be overly affectionate, as well. duchess is hella comedic in a dark way, she's got a fucked up relationship with power (duchess is a slave to the Queen, esther is a slave to the Snake), she's absurdly contradictory (like esther and her contradiction of wronging girls using lilith's gift)

the queen of hearts - the night nurse. the queen cannot see a way of life other than executions. i know she SEEMS hella emotional, but legit, i think it's more this desperate desire for feelings and sensations because she is so stuck in a loop of being listened to. the night nurse is similarly stuck in this loop of bureaucracy. neither are happy and neither have any true meaning to their lives. they both also seem to lack a nuance to empathy (nurse thinking ends justify the means so no need to feel guilty about the means, almost viewing finding the boys as a game in order to feel SOMETHING). neither would not survive a day in therapy

the king of hearts - kashi. foil to the queen of hearts, very minor character. gentle, soft spoken, trying his best, exists more in his own universe than anywhere else. the key difference is if they went to therapy, kashi's therapist would end up getting therapied, and king would just break down sobbing

the knave of hearts - monty. while if esther was the queen, maybe this would be more apt, but this is my analysis so i'll do what i want. the knave is a victim of absurd injustice, is somewhat sympathetic but ultimately a perpetuater of this same system. monty does the same thing with esther & her abuse. he is also young and handsome which, we've all seen joshua colley, i don't need to explain

the talking rose - crystal (with/pre-david.) haughty, mean, cruel, flirtatious. she's not a villain but she's definitely not on your side. she's critical, both of your looks, personality, and general vibe. but she's also just one of the many flowers, kind of how crystal was just one of the rich kids, not really doing all that much

in this version, i'd have when the flower's roots are freed be the same energy as the boy's getting rid of david. moment of self-transformation, free from curse. i will probably make a follow up post on how i'd do the plot, but i wanted to throw that bit on david out there.

[austeenbootler]

Y/n updates:

Liked by: y/n, Billie.eilish, Nicholas.a.chavez, Sabrina carpenter, towabird, 412k others.

Y/n updates: y/n first night of tour. Her new boo Nicholas Chavez spotted in the crowd!

User: oh gos someone check on Nicholas please.

Billie.eilish: excuse me I was there too

- y/n: my biggest fan I love you 😚🖤

- Billie.wife.: omg y/n x Billie collab when?!

- y/n: 🤫

User 67: god she’s beautiful. Is Nicholas okay?!

- nicholas.a.chavez: I am not. Had to be taken out on a stretcher

- user 98: so real 😫

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nicholas.a.chavez:

Liked by: y/n, Sabrina carpenter, Billie.Eilish, real_cooper, 298k others

nicholas.a.chavez: the prettiest view.

It’s been 365 days together. 365 days of laughs, cries and everything in between. There’s no one else I want to spend it with. You’re the love of my life y/n and I can’t wait to see what the future has in store for us.

Forever yours.

Your Nicky poo🫡

The

Real_cooper: I’m gonna tell you right now he was cringing writing that the sign off.

- nicholas.a.chavez: hush 😭🫣

Y/n: Nicholas I just ruined my makeup!! I love you so much 😭🥺🖤

- nicholas.a.chavez: aweeee baby im sorry 😔

Sabrina carpenter: my parents 🩵😫

- user 97: real!

User 67: god I love you.

Billie.eilish: brb moving in

- y/n: your room is ready 🖤

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Y/n:

Liked by: nicholas.a.chavez, Billie.eilish, Sabrina carpenter, real_cooper, 213k others

Y/n: everyone shut up it’s our anniversary!! God I can’t believe we’ve been together for a whole year. I am so grateful to call you mine. You’ve shown me true love. Here’s to many more!

Yours forever

Y/n 🖤

Real_cooper: I kid you not he burst into tears on our break.

- y/n: no fucking way. Give him a kiss for me 🥺

- nicholas.a.chavez: I want your kiss 🙃

- y/n: later

User67: god I love love.

User87: my parents fr!

Billie.eilish: goals fr ����

Y/n: also he’s mad I kicked his ass in the game.

- nicholas.a.chavez: I let you win 😔

- y/n: whatever helps you sleep at night.

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Y/n story:

“He got me a puppy. Brb crying 😭”

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These are fun 🤩

[imnotlostimlooking]

Not me blocking half the 911 abc Fandom. Like sorry they booted Tommy off the show? That doesn't make them biphobic? Maybe the CHARACTER was mostly hinted to be. But he's a CHARACTER. Or maybe it's just cause you loved Tommy so much that you were mad he wasn't endgame with Buck. Still not biphobic. Queer relationships end just like straight ones do.

And then to attack Oliver Stark???? The OG ally (i don't think he's ever come out as anything) like the IWAS PLAYING HIM LIKE THAT ANYWAYS man? What is wrong with you bro. Like that is a real person right there trying to do good things in this world and have positive representation in the media and you're fucking tearing him down.

So im blocking lol for my own sanity

[happeehippie]

instagram j.b.

summary: follow along with joe and his wife evie as they go through his football career

*face claim is yasmin quintana*

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evie

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evie: i love you, don’t act so surprised.

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user: you’re the cutest

millyg: beautiful beautiful bestie

> evie: miss you so much mills 🥺

user: you deserve the best, we love you too.

joeyb_9: no surprise here.

> evie: big head

> lahjay10_: brother is full of himself

> user: yall have a situation on your hands

user: a post without joe? that’s the only reason i follow you.

> evie: jb content coming soon.. if you’re lucky.

bengals

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bengals: guess who’s back 🎶

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evie: i ain’t mad, i just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans.

> joeyb_9: i meant to write you sooner, but i just been busy.

> user: this is what i aspire to be when i fall in love.

heykayadams: oh!

user: JOE WHAT DID YOU DO

> evie: he broke the law of “don’t mess with your hair without telling your wife”

user: I can’t believe ev let this happen

> evie: this was out of my control im afraid. i’ve been in mourning since it happened..

user: oh no sirrrr

user: the real joey b

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: kid in a candy store

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evie: slay

> joeyb_9: everyday 😏

> user: oh someone stop him

user: joe it’s giving bleachella

user: the new hair looks amazing!

user: joey b in his slvt era

user: babe, i thought we talked about this.

user: number make you laugh sometimes (again)

user: blondes have more fun.

> evie: are you telling me i’ve been missing out all these years?

> user: girl.. you used to be blonde.

> evie: that was besides the point……. 😅

evie

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evie: classic cowboy..

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user: the princess of cincy

> evie: you’re too kind 💗

millyg: are those homemade cinnamon rolls??? without me????

> evie: i made them per request by jb.

user: you are obsessed with cowboys.

> evie: it’s all the westerns my grandpa made me watch.. and maybe a little bit of Scott Eastwood in the longest ride…..

> user: she’s just a girl

joeyb_9: arcade showdown: jb-1 ev-0

> evie: i let you win.

> lahjay10_: nah i know you ain’t let him win yall both too competitive

> evie: @lahjay10_ get out my comments! 😭

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: hunting

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user: it’s that time

user: i’m the prey

> evie: wow.. you don’t look like a championship.

> user: the sass…

user: let’s go king

evie: finish the story, jb.

> joeyb_9: if you make one more cody rhodes/eminem reference im taking away your wifey privileges.

> evie: in the wise words of @lahjay10_ i know you lyin.

> lahjay10_: now don’t bring me into this shit.. me and slim got work to do.

> user: if there’s one thing ja’marr is going to do it’s pick ev’s side. joe are you jealous?

> evie: he is.

user: revenge season.

user: you’re so cutie

evie

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evie: sleeps till gamedey=zero

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user: go joey b!

millyg: obsessed.

> evie: i love you

user: queen of the nfl

> evie: don’t make me cry rn

user: WTF was that game?? Tell Joe to quit playing scared

> evie: that was the game of a man who hasn’t played full contact football in almost ten months because of injury. why don’t you get down there?

> user: he’s supposed to be a professional, what a loser.

> evie: go cry about it in someone else’s comments.

> joeyb_9: ev, you are my knight in shining armor.

> evie: efff these guys.

user: comments are getting crazy huh?

user: i wanna be you so bad

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: INHALE. EXHALE. RUN. #alorunner

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user: why you look that?

evie: suddenly i’m very into running..

> user: she’s just like us

> joeyb_9: should we like race?

> evie: no way, your legs are way longer than mine. you’re trying to scam me.

user: looking the best i’ve seen! let’s geaux!

user: love you bae

user: whoa

> evie: same.

user: JOSEPH

> evie: we in fact were not ready..

evie’s stories

[croatoancassiel]

huge rant from my privtwt, it was in reply to supernatural "hot takes" and im petty as hell

sam and cas in the show were best friends, they loved each other, cas said MULTIPLE times he loved and cared for BOTH sam and dean!! BOTH!!! BOTH WINCHESTERS!!!!!! he threw away everything for the TWO OF THEM!!! and as lovers sastiel is a harmless ship,,, especially where destiel fell off a bit in middle seasons and sam and cas got to spend more time... they could have very well been in love PLUS i would have loved to have seen them fall in love with the way their characters are and how much they can relate to each other, they fit together so perfectly it would have been sweet!!

and sabriel to my knowledge is a silly fun ship??? like its not that serious but also how the fuck can you take gabriel seriously he think everything a fuckin joke, the weirdo... but seriously, i feel like they can also relate to each other, plus i heard they bond a lot more in s13. AS FOR MYSTERY SPOT. it was a lesson, sense gabriel is an archangel he doesnt fully understand how much this hurts sam. cas said in one episode that hes been on earth for years and he STILL struggles to grasp human emotions. i believe gabriel genuinely thought this would nudge sam in the right direction so that deans death wouldnt hurt him as much. clearly it backfired and holy fuck it was a shitty thing to do but SAM FORGAVE GABRIEL!! DEAN WAS THE ONE THAT HELD THE MYSTERY SPOT OVER GABRIELS HEAD NOT SAM!!!!!! sam moved on and dean stayed mad dude!!!!

holy shit i hate ruby, you guys have GOT to understand that sam was manipulated. ruby manipulated him, ruby drugged him and ruby was there for him when dean died, SO YES hes going to rely heavily on ruby. BECAUSE HE WAS MANIPULATED. OHMY GOD thefucking victim blaming in this fandom ESPECIALLY towards sam pisses me offffff god...

im sick of people blaming sam when he was legit just?? high?? all the time he did NOT understand anything that was happening. yes he trusted ruby, ruby was really good at manipulation and the reason he trusted ruby over dean is because he could relate to ruby in a sense?? sam always said how unclean and unpure and gross he felt because of his demon blood and ruby was a demon so they could relate to each other in that way, dean could not relate. dean never lived with demon blood like sam has, sam thought by drinking demon blood and getting high or whatever he was doing the right thing because RUBY the DEMON said it was working so he was like okay! it was just manipulation after manipulation and yes sam fell for it. for one manipulation is hard to spot, even when dean said to sam thats what was happening its hard to believe youre being manipulated and used and two sam was hopped up on the demon blood CONSTANTLY, it clearly clouded his judgement because it messed with his head and body and that made it easier for ruby to trap him. i feel so icky when people blame s4 sam for things he COULDNT CONTROL... he had an addiction, he was being manipulated and he didnt have his brother's support through any of it.

everything after s5 is canon dude im sorry its in the fucking show bad writing or not and you cannot change that. the characters did bad things after s5!! i personally enjoyed everything after s5 idk☹️

we crazy on my priv

[narcissisticpdcultureis]

Tw vent su*c*de mention ableism generally a very unhappy rant because some stupid dipshit triggered me thanks to a "how to hurt a narcissist" article.

Npd culture is being pissed at the fact that people

people wish such awful things to people with npd

"i hope they eat a bag of nails and die a slow agonizing death"

sounds 'right' when told to a pwnpd.

the basis of this ill fate they wish upon me is the fact that my symptoms, as a pwnpd, inconvenienced them in some way.

with that logic, they curse me because of my disorder.

following that logic then, why does it seem so immoral to wish a person with depression to kill themselves already for being sad all the time?

The reason is simple. Because it is immoral.

Wishing a person an ill fate because of their disorder is immoral. I don't know why pwnpd are exempted from the rule

As in, it is okay to curse us, okay to make us feel pain. Hell, have you seen forums about npd? "how to hurt the narcissist's feelings" "how to disarm the narcissist" "how to break the narcissist"

you could've just said how to deal with a narcissist but headlines suggest something 'better' and that is to inflict damage on us, huh.

Is it fun to intentionally hurt someone? Because i guarantee you the 'narcissist' who inflicted you 'narcissist abuse' don't twirl their mustaches evilly while plotting your demise. Most of us have no capacity to obsess over someone else's life. So more often than not, the 'narc' that you hate so much has no fucking clue about your plight or whatever and if you're hurt we actually don't even know we did it.

So if you abelist pieces of shits 'disarm' and possibly trigger the living shit out of us because you think pwnpd are subhuman and therefore okay to intentionally emotionally torture,

Congrats, that makes us better than you fuckers making sure that we hurt.

wow i was mad im so sorry... 🙏

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[shimshamshimsham]

homestuck if bro didn't suck (aka if cal wasn't possesed)

(raw text below cut)

DAVE: hey bro

DIRK: Hey bro.

DAVE: was gonna go out and grab some aj

DAVE: you free to drive me?

DIRK: Sure, just give me a minute.

DIRK: Tearing up some mad shreds right now.

DAVE: oh shit fr

Dave leans over the couch and takes a closer look at the screen.

DAVE: oh fuck you aint kidding

DAVE: tearing that shit up so hard you tearing apart the game itself

DAVE: fuckin up the fabric of reality n whatnot

DAVE: tony hawk would be jealous

DIRK: Damn right.

Dirk’s character collides into a wall, and phases right through.

DAVE: haha fuck

DAVE: this game sucks so much dick dude this is awesome

DIRK: Must I repeat myself?

DIRK: You’re damn right.

DAVE: were the masters of irony dude

DAVE: so many layers on this shit the ogres of the world would fall apart trying to dissect this nonsense

DAVE: green mike meyers going into existential crisis over offbrand skater games

DIRK: You’ve learned well.

DIRK: You’re close on your path to mastery of the art of irony.

DIRK: Soon we may have to have an ironic graduation ritual.

DAVE: oh shit are you fr

DIRK: As “for real” as I can be, Dave.

DAVE: like with the handing down of the shitty dollar store katana and everything

DIRK: Yep.

DAVE: like with the oversized thrift store coats acting as robes

DIRK: Damn right.

DAVE: oh FUCK

DAVE: thats hype as hell bro im excited as fuck for that

DAVE: ironically of course

DIRK: Of course, only naturally.

Dirk pauses the game and moves off of the couch.

DIRK: For now though, we have some AJ to collect.

DAVE: fuck yeah

They both leave the apartment, asserting themselves in the most stupidly cool way they can manage.

[azlovesem]

Nobody has ever fone that once yet yo me Taylor. Because im not wrong. Im right about you or anyone else. Thats why you get mad but shpukdnt because as a fighter you are fuck all. Youre a vild still who doesnt know much compared to me. Fuck sales and success thats s bullshit smericsn illudipj see the fires. I best yhat stupid ifiot fucon nstion to a fuckn pulp and will again easily. Dont hget your friemd fuvked toght up on my earth. I wanna see her i said this usbt a joke theyll kill her. Either dje goes or ne either is fine with me at this point. If i ho shes dead for dute. I said and i aint ever gonna chenge my mond i want yo see Emmea. Or i wany her dead. So ilm stop thinkinvnits posdible now maje it hspprn this week. Or not long after you leave here im honna dmash your hometown to bits. Hows this for sweet? How i really ferl ducks gor ne worse for ne than you. I font wanna ferl like thos but i do. If youbwanna nnow the truth you git a lit ic people hurr badly. So stop it. Come see me. Begire morevget hurt.

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taylor swift (dec. 13, 1989)

"There might be times when you put your whole heart and soul into something, and it is met with cynicism or skepticism, but you can't let that crush you. You have to let that fuel you, because we live in a world where anyone has the right to say anything that they want about you at any time, but just please remember that you have the right to prove them wrong."